An open letter to "M.G.M.T"

Dear "M.G.M.T."

I think you are absolutely moronic for changing your name from The Management to MGMT. IF you were using MGMT as an abbreviation, it would be COMPLETELY acceptable. But, since you call yourselves MGMT, i face a grave dilemma. You see...I'm a HUGE fan...and I would probably sacrifice a week of not eating if you ever came to Orlando, but I am just very saddened. PLUS, I saw an interview where I see that you, Andrew VanMcHottiehotterson, smoke...smoking kills. So does butchering the abbreviation, MGMT. I'm just throwing it out there. Please, take this into consideration.

Sincerely,
a slightly disappointed and aggravated fan.